The English version!
Actually there isn't an English version.
That is why this is such a fantastic opertunity to learn to speak Danish. A language filled with so many tonque twisting words that most Danes have gone quite mad.
But thank god for the mad Danes. Otherwise we wouldn't have had "Akvavit", "Lego", "Bang & Olufsen" and "The Muhammed Drawings", amoung many many other Danish things.
"Ah shit, somebody bring the hammer. Bill is at it again."
- Made by Stefan Kalmar & Maria Adair